Guys and Dolls
Time is Running Out
So Act Today
There Are A VERY Few Spots Open For
Mickey's Fourth Annual
NFL Kickoff Golf Tournament
Now, You Know You're Going Be Watching
ALL The Games on September 8th.
And You Know You're Going Be At
So, You Might As Well Drink and Eat
So Sign-Up Today
And the Commish Has Stated That
He Will ALLOW ONLY 3 More Teams
Mickey's 2013 Fantasy Football League
So Grab a Friend and Sign Up Today
As for This Week's Schedule:
It Is Big!!!
We Start Wednesday When Red
Hump Day Team Trivia
Which Means I Am Once Again A
Free Agent And Going To Sell My
Soul (and Services) To the Highest Bidder..
And Drink $2.00 Coors Light Bottles
And We Have A Really KOOL Thursday
Starting Early in the Morning With
The First Annual Bob "LeRoy" Thomas
Memorial Golf Tournament
(At Shepard Hills)
Now Some Uninformed FOMs Asked
"How Can You Have A Memorial Tournament
For Someone Who's Still Alive"
It's Really Quite Simple,
We Asked Bob His Thoughts
And He Said He Would Enjoy
It More This Way...
Anyway, It's Blind Draw, Best Ball and
Only Costs $15 (Plus Golf) For
Prizes and Skins
So If You Want to Play, See Me.
We Got Room For A Max of 5 More Pros.
(If Your Handicap is Over 50 You Are Ineligible)
Then at 5:00, It's
50% Bonus Quick Draw
(Don't Worry, We'll Make ALL The Drunk
Gofers Sit Outside at the Tiki Bar)
Then, We're All Heading To The Islands
"Ultimate Island Experience"
To the Patio on Friday
And Brent and the Boys Are Back
Plugs to at 9:00
So You Got A Lot On Your Plate
and, Most Importantly,
It's Hard Being A FOM
But Somebody's Got To Do It!!!!
See You Here