Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Mickey's Pub: The Best Thing About Fall

Guys and Dolls

Well There's No Doubt Sunday Was
The Autmnal Equinox
I Got Up At the Crack of Noon Today
And It Was Still Cold!!!
But I Don't Care
In Fact I Love Fall.
You Know Why???

No Its Not All the Football
(Although That Certainly Helps)
No, Its Not That the Yankees Are Almost Done
(Mercifully)
It's Not Even the Upcoming Holidays
(Although I Even Love the Shopping)

Then What Is It????
Shautel Is Making Homemade Soups Again
And They're Only At Mickey's!!!
(Don't Tell Buck)
So Far I've Had The Ham and Bean
and Cheeseburger and I'm Heading Down
Again As Soon As I Complete This Newsletter
FOR MORE

THEY MAKE THE PERFECT LUNCH

And Mick's Has SOOOO Much Stuff Is Going On
I Just Don't Know Where To Begin!
How About Going in Order!
Great Idea!!!!

Wednesday:
(And Only at Mick's)
50% Bonus Quick Draw
Last Week We Gave Out Over
$3,000 in Winning/Cash
and $2.00 Coors Light Bottles

Thursday
I Am Back at the Controls For
Five Man Team Trivia.
With The Progressive Pot Really
Growing Again
I've Have Come Up With the
HARDEST QUESTIONS EVER
(Actually the Questions Are REaterh Easy,
Its Answers That Will Give You Trouble)

And We'll Be Done By 8:30
So We Miss None of
Mickey's Exclusive 
Thursday Night NFL Broadcast 
When 
The 49ers Face the Rams
(Kapernack is Killng Me)

Friday
Brent and the Boys are Back When
"Audio Therapy"
Take Center Stage at 9:00

Saturday
We Have Every Single NCAA Game
of Revelvance
Including the Massacre of the Year
Notre Dame vs. Oklahoma
And, At 8:30
For the First Time EVER At Mick's
"Gentleman"
Will Be Here Playing the Best of
90s Rock

And, For The First Time In 2013
Mickey's Will Broadcast
Almost Live
The Waverly Wolverines
vs.
Whitney Point
Around 9:00

Depite Some Untimely Injuries
Coach Miller Has the Wolves
Headed for the Playoffs Again 
So Do Your Part
Get Down to Athens Alumni Stadium
Saturday at 7:00 to Cheer Our Boys On
Then
Head To Mickey's and Catch Anything You Missed
(In Addition, I will Be Critiquing 
Coach's Play Calling and Searching
The Crowd For the Perfect Mother)

Sunday
We're Doing It Again
$3.00 Bloodly Marys at 12:00
The Entire NFL
and
Mickey's Pasta and Pizza Buffet
ALL DAY

Editorial Comment: I See No Way The Gaints
Will Win Even One Game This Year
Go Jets!!!!

See You Here