Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Mickey's Pub:You Just Can't Make It Up!!!!!

Guys and Dolls

Did You Ever Wonder How You Could Reach A
Certain Age And Still Have Learned Nothing????

Well I Do, Several (Many) Times A Week.
And, As PA So Kindly Pointed Out This Morning,
I Have Done It Again!!!

As FOMs Are Aware, Mickey's Is The Number 1
Retailor of American Honey In New York.  We Are
Also One Of The Top Retailors of Fireball
In the Southern Tier.

So What Do I Agree To Do??????
Put Both Of Them ON SPECIAL Tuesday Nights.
So Instead OF Selling The Most Of Both For $4.00 A Shot,
We'll Be Selling The Most Of Both For $2.50 A Shot
So Mick's Will Lose $1.50 Per Drink!!!!!!

And, We're Calling It 
"Shot Night"
FOMs Get Shots
And Mick's Gets Shot In The Foot
(Not to Mention Pocketbook)

"But, You'll Sell More, Won't You?"
Why Would I Want To Sell More Then The Most
Just To Make Less????
Well, I Never Was Much Of A Businessman.

Like I Say, You Just Can't Make It Up!!

Then, As All FOMs Know,
Mickey's Is The Only Place To Watch The NFL!!!
Plenty Of Drinks, Great Food, and Games of Chance.
So What Do We Do????
We Have A Huge

NFL Halfway Home Buffet
And We Give It Away To ALL FOMs
FREE!!!!!

So Now, Mickey's Food Bill Goes Way Up And
Mickey's Revenues Go Way Down

"But Won't Your FOMs Be Happy"
Well, There Is That.

Like I Say (Again), You Just Can't Make It Up

Anyway

Tuesday
(For A Limited Time)
It's American Honey/Fireball Night
$2.50

Wednesday
Texas Holdem'
At 7:00

Thursday
50% Bonus Quickdraw
Five Man Team Trivia With Amanda
(I Need A Team!!!!)
 And
The NFL
Dolphins vs. Bengals

Friday
Happy Hour With
Half Priced Appetizers 5:00 -7:00

Saturday
Section Four Playoffs
Waverly vs. Newark Valley 7:00
NCAA Football
All Day, Including
Notre Dame vs. Navy 3:30
Miami vs. Florida State 8:00
And
"Borderline"
Classic Rock and Blues
9:00-1:00

Sunday
A Mickey's Traditon
Our Third Annual NFL Halfway
Free Big Buffet
(Pizza, Wings, chilli, Pasta, Meatballs,
Sausage, Mac and Cheese Side and More)
And
ALL The NFL GAMES

See You Here