Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Mickey's Super Bowl Weekend

Guys and Dolls


I just got off the phone with Roger Goodell and, to nobody's surprise, he needed Mickey's help.  For the third year in a row he wants to advertise our bar as 

Mickey's Pub 
The NFL's Official Super Bowl Party Bar!!!! 


I said "Now listen commish, Mickey's doesn't need your endorsement, we've been doing this a long time.  Mickey's knows football fans and football fans know Mickey's.  So don't be thinking FOMs are going to be impressed by the NFL's  endorsement!!!  Any deal has to be a 50/50 thing, symbiotic, quid pro quo, a scratch for a scratch!! You cab ease (sp.)!!!


Roger replied, "I know Andy, I apologize.  It's just that with the matchup we have, we're worried about the rating, but with Mickey's endorsement and Lady Gaga at halftime my investors would be just feel more comfortable."


What could I say?  After all, the guys barely keeping body and soul together on his measly $32 million annual contract (I told him if he's truly looking for security: buy a bar).  So it's Mickey's to the rescue again!! 


Here's What to Expect this Super Weekend


Friday Night Kicks Off
Super Weekend
with New York's  Super Country  Duo
Tim and Jake


Saturday Night its
Super Bowl Pregame
featuring
Scott Johnson


Sunday its
Mickey's Mega Super Bowl Party
$2.00 Domestic Cans ALL Day
(Coors Light, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Blue Light, Mich Ultra etc.)
Super Bowl Sliders
Chicken Wing Specials
Appetizer Specials
Pizza on the Bar During the Game
Trivia and Prizes Every 15 Minutes
Games of Chance
(Notes from our team physician for a day off from work Monday)


What can I say, I'm a sucker for a sob story!!!


See you here....